This is what happens when Aunt Cathy comes to help you re-do your darling, tiny, bizarrely-painted 1910 Arts & Crafts home:
Months before her arrival, an unannounced box arrives, ka-thud, on your front porch.
You say: I'm not expecting a package! What could this possibly be?
Hmmm, that's kind of a small size for a toy from Nanie... No return address other than Amazon. It's too big to be a book... it's sort of the size of the box in "Se7en..."
No card? No note?
What IS this?
I think we're gonna need a bigger brush.